Bless us Father for we have sinned. It has been seventeen years since our last confession.

Yes the old Brainjam format is back and this time it is written by middle aged people who aught to know better.

To prove it I have had to get up from my desk three times for a piss while writing this.

I dodn't make it the lavatory the last time. I'm sitting in a pool of my own doings. Isn't that just like Brexit?